Wise Ol' Dentist Man Says... "Don't Walk Down The Street With A Hundred Dollar Bill Sticking Out Of Your Shirt Pocket!"

 

Wise Ol' Dentist Man Warns, "It's Not Good To Consume Sandwiches Way Taller Than The Mouth Can Open!"

 

Wise Ol' Dentist Man Warns, "The Bigger The Secret You Keep...The More Devastatingly-Proportional It's Burden!"

 

Wise Ol' Dentist Man Queries, "If Someone Asks You How Much More Time You Would Like To Live...What Would Be Your Answer?

 

Wise Ol' Dentist Man Insists, "Ask...And Work For It...And...You Shall Receive!

 

Wise Ol' Dentist Man Regrets, "If You Wish That You Would Have Done Something Different When You Were Younger...Join The Club!"

 

Wise Ol' Dentist Man Says, "A Lady Asked Me...Well, Sir, If You Don't Want "One For The Road" Because You're Staying In A Luxury Suite Upstairs--Then, How About "One For The Elevator?"